GREETINGS, EARTHLINGS!

We are the GLOX Tribe from the Canis Minor constellation,

and we've been watching you for a while. Not in a creepy way,

but because your MEME culture is out of this world!

For over a century, we’ve tried to make contact, but we’ve learned that humans don’t believe in anything unless it’s online. So, armed with some garvanplows, flargenbows, and a minoflor (just for fun), we decided to try one more time—55,419th time’s the charm, right?

We’re not here to invade or harvest your organs (that's more of a Canis Major thing), we’re here to celebrate MEME culture and bring some intergalactic humor to the party! So, join us in launching the GLOX Coin (GXC)—because humor is the universal language, and we’re ready to spread it across the cosmos!

FAQs

We understand enough about your fragile human brains to know that you probably have questions about the sudden appearance of a race of technologically superior space beings on your intergalactic doorstep. Our Human Affairs Officer has prepared some answers below.

There are a few planets in the constellation Canis Minor unknown to humans. Most of us call the planet Strogador home, but some of the crew hails from the surrounding systems.
Yes!!!!!!!! Please trust us!!! PLEASE!
No. When we step off our spacecraft, we’re basically “holding our breath” the way humans would underwater. We’re able to do it for several hours before needing to re-board the ship for some of our fresh air.
We use the stars primarily as a map for travel, but sure, they could be a map for our personalities, too!
About 75%, which is as much DNA as you share with a chicken. This makes you poor test subjects, so no worries there!
Earth is our favorite planet to visit because of how quaint it is. Similar to how humans from big cities like to visit a small town for the simpler environment but then are glad to get back to the city.
From afar, we are not able to figure out the rules, but we do enjoy watching the crowds react to the players running around.

Our understanding of time is very different from yours. Let’s just say roughly about a hundred times longer than your civilization has existed.
The official language of Canis Minor is Canish.
Friends! We want to share new experiences, our deepest darkest secrets and funny memes.
They’re both so cute! Nothing beats Ooflas, our own little companions, though. We had to leave them at home with a friend.
We understand not all humans have the time or access to travel, but honestly, every inch of your planet has something to brag about!
Our physical forms are much more malleable than the human body. This allows us to adapt to new environments across the cosmos. When we are on Earth, we choose to look more similar to humans for your own comfort.
Obviously, we have names! Ask us and we'll tell you. Just like meeting a new human friend.

$GLOX is the official MEME token of the GLOX Tribe—no real use, just pure intergalactic humor and MEME fun!
$GLOX will be launched on the universe's greatest MEME release platform, pump.fun.
Technically, you could. However, because of temporal anomalies as you approach the speed of light, by the time you returned to Earth, everyone you know and love would no longer be alive.
Astral Paddle is the cosmos’ fastest-growing sport. We’d love to show you how it’s played.
It has taken hundreds of years to get your attention! Now that we have it, we want to make our efforts worthwhile. So, we’ll be around awhile.
Because we can change forms, sometimes we have tentacles, sometimes we don’t, whatever works best for the situation.
Sigh. You really need to stop asking.

Earth

HELLO

Degen

FAQs

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